I have been getting pole dancer a lot lately. I think it's really funny. I just would love to have a reply.
Select to expand quoteutcminusfour said..
I have been getting pole dancer a lot lately. I think it's really funny. I just would love to have a reply.
Can't believe people still throw names like that around especially with all sorts of weird water sports going on. But back when we would get that our reply was Tea Bagger to those who boosted big airs in crowds.
Kitetard but i think it should be used as a last resort. Reactions to the moniker may vary.
It's all in good fun in my crowd. So I won't be using kitetard! I do have a good use for Tea Bagger, this one guy needs to be a bit more careful with his airs.
El Kita. Most kiters are cool and respectful. It's the few that are the terrorist on the water that jump upwind of you and try landing on you. Uncontrolled launch or retrieval that causes an issue with other people enjoying the beach.
Teabagger is the standard response round here.
Alternatively just buy them a round of Bacardi Breezers (or whatever the standard teeny/girls night out drink is where you are) after sailing. Make sure you've got yourself a beer though.
Maybe some others
Paddleboard..dipstick
Surfboard..your stick
Female surfer..joy on a stick
Snowboarder...w##ks on planks
Skier..Pricks on sticks
Bodyboard..doormat..shark biscuit
Canoe..goatboat
I'm sure there's more..suggestions for a wing maybe
Not here to offend as I'm guilty of most of these..including poledancing
Tea bagger if they know what they are doing and look before they leap.
Dickhead if they don't.
ktes:
aggressive danglers
dopes on ropes
windsurfing... no strings attached
windsurfers: pole jammers, slappers,
SUP... janitors of the sea, oarons
wingers: spongy/spongers
Select to expand quotesunsetsailboards said..
ktes:
aggressive danglers
dopes on ropes
windsurfing... no strings attached
windsurfers: pole jammers, slappers,
SUP... janitors of the sea, oarons
wingers: spongy/spongers
Pretty certain sponger is taken by bodyboarders 
Select to expand quotethedoor said..sunsetsailboards said..
ktes:
aggressive danglers
dopes on ropes
windsurfing... no strings attached
windsurfers: pole jammers, slappers,
SUP... janitors of the sea, oarons
wingers: spongy/spongers
Pretty certain sponger is taken by bodyboarders
I always thought bodyboarders were called meat trays.. :D
Select to expand quotesunsetsailboards said..
ktes:
aggressive danglers
dopes on ropes
windsurfing... no strings attached
windsurfers: pole jammers, slappers,
SUP... janitors of the sea, oarons
wingers: spongy/spongers
I call wingers butterflies because they look like butterflies when they pump and also they love to change direction all the time (have you see haw butterflies fly?). Kiters as mosquitoes.
Select to expand quoteMaddlad said..thedoor said..sunsetsailboards said..
ktes:
aggressive danglers
dopes on ropes
windsurfing... no strings attached
windsurfers: pole jammers, slappers,
SUP... janitors of the sea, oarons
wingers: spongy/spongers
Pretty certain sponger is taken by bodyboarders
I always thought bodyboarders were called meat trays.. :D
shark biscuits
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Highly skilled progressive guys that moved to the next level then discovered windwing
Select to expand quoteDan133 said..
Bodyboard..doormat..shark biscuit
As kids we used to call bodyboarders "speed bumps"
